“Sometimes there’s a tackiness about Route 66 that out-tacks any tackiness I’ve ever seen anywhere else. And the Meramec Caverns are the pinnacle of that tack.”— Billy Connolly
“Well, I’m a standing on a corner in Winslow, ArizonaAnd such a fine sight to see. It’s a girl, my Lord, in a flatbed FordSlowin’ down to take a look at me” — Take It Easy by the Eagles